When Ryan Petree filled out the tech sheet on his ’60 Chevy Bel Air, under the section “Unique visual identifiers” he put “Don’t need any!” Under drag racing e.t., he put: “slow e.t. at slow mph.” Under front suspension: “Billy Bob cut springs.” Brakes? “You don’t wanna know.” Get the idea he’s some kind of comedian? The junkyard 305 small-block and Turbo 350 are just fine according to him, and who are we to disagree? It oozes cool, and we want to get our hands on this mint survivor in the worst sort of way.